“Hey, how you doing?” 

“Me? Oh...uh, I’m uh, doing okay.” 

“What are you wearing today?”

“I’m wearing a nondescript white t-shirt/dress kinda thing. It’s cool and helpful! In case I Streetpass anyone and they need a Mii to help light up a dark room in Find Mii. I’m so awesome! And thoughtful. Did I mention helpful? I remember when I spent so many play coins just to hire a white t-shirt clad dog at random to fight for me...”

“...Yeah, okay. I’m...just... Going to go now...”

If I ever had an actual epic conversation like that, I think my life would have been that much fuller.