“Hey, how you doing?”
“Me? Oh...uh, I’m uh, doing okay.”
“What are you wearing today?”
“I’m
wearing a nondescript white t-shirt/dress kinda thing. It’s cool and
helpful! In case I Streetpass anyone and they need a Mii to help light
up a dark room in Find Mii. I’m so awesome!
And thoughtful. Did I mention helpful? I remember when I spent so many
play coins just to hire a white t-shirt clad dog at random to fight for
me...”
“...Yeah, okay. I’m...just... Going to go now...”
If I ever had an actual epic conversation like that, I think my life would have been that much fuller.